If you haven’t heard of Rick Taylor, you’re wrong. Rick Taylor is the world’s greatest tactical instructor, and he’s an expert on fighting and tactical threats.
In case it’s not totally obvious, this is intended to be a joke. I will hopefully be making more videos like this in the near future.
LOL! Rick (we still call him dick) is a wannabe. You want kick ass training? Call me. I am the real thing. I am Buck Taylor (Rick’s other brother) 856-453… uh or whatever phone number it was that AC/DC called out in that song “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap,” which is how I became famous and made Rick into a has been wannabee. That song was all about ME! Pick up the phone…
Thanks for your informative videoes. I like the fact that you have more sand out of the box than in. You show that with proper knowledge and the right training, the bad guys will have a bad day. You take your demos to the extreme to show us that a good firearm can get you out of a bad situation under any conditions.
Keep up the good work.
Bill
Rick needs to shave his head, grow a goatee and get tattoos. THEN he’s be tactical.
gats and tats? gear and beard?
Rick Taylor don’t need that noise! Rick Taylor has his own endorsed line of Tactical Pants. Because if your pants aren’t winning your battles for you, you’re wrong.
“I never get the shakes before a drop.” Dude, I think I peed myself.
“No one knows more about threats than I do, because I make a lot of them” – Incisive commentary that rivals the “lifestyle” line. Honestly, this was straight up hysterical, but also overdue in the gun world.
The mag change goof at the end was awesome.
hah ha ha ha ha
So…
Who’s Rick Taylor?
Rick Taylor doesn’t take high speed video of shooting guns underwater in his swimming pool. Rick Taylor walks on water, draws his gun, lifts the swimming pool water over his head and then shoots his gun.
Please tell me that there will be a Rick Taylor forum website called “Don’t Stay at the Y”. Because the Y is smelly and weird people stay there.
Rick Taylor tactical pants with Tac-Flap. Because when you answer the Call of Duty, sometimes you also have to answer the Call of Nature.
(i dunno. i never served, so is this “too far”?)
When Rick Taylor takes a dump, it’s an ADRENALINE DUMP.
Rick Taylor was once filmed in Iraq throwing a puppy off a cliff. What the video does not show was that the puppy was thrown so hard it orbited the Earth twice and splashed down safely in the pacific.You can’t judge the man. You weren’t there.
In a combat medicine drill Rick Taylor removed his own appendix, while alternating shooting his Barret M82 and doing star jumps to simulate the stress of combat.
He completed the challenge.
Twice.
Rick Taylor is prepr
Rick Taylor is prepared for The Spanish Inquisition.
bring it.
In 2013 Rick Taylor expended so much ammunition in training that AMERICA RAN OUT OF BULLETS.
I’m gonna have to steal that one.
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At a Rick Taylor Tactical Schmactical Course the guns are real, the bullets are real and the danger is real.
On an unrelated note, Mr Taylor is hiring again after the tragic accidental death of his Range Safety Officer.
you need more knives, multi cam, and patches…..oh and where are the tattoos? I think rick taylor is teaching a course in utah in april….
he totally is.
today is the proudest day of my life
whoops, replied to wrong comment
(hangs head in shame)
You forgot to mention how hot your wife starla is.
The Starship Troopers reference made the clip.
In a combat medicine drill Rick Taylor removed his own appendix, while alternating shooting his Barret M82 and doing star jumps to simulate the stress of combat.
He completed the challenge.
Twice.
Darn, I already posted that one.
While doing a low light shooting drill on his patented TwoWayRange ™ Rick Taylor managed to shoot Harry Whittington twice in the left shoulder and once in the hip.
Dick Cheney himself apologized for behalf of Mr Whittington.
* One time, Rick Taylor shot his daughter’s friend in the face because the friend discovered he had a year’s worth of pork’n’beans under his bed and submitted his story to “Hoarders”.
* Rick Taylor doesn’t just regard shooting people to death as a lifestyle, he sees it as more of a “deathstyle”.
* Rick Taylor has gotten into fights with HUNDREDS of doors, and wins 3 times out of 4
* Rick Taylor lives in “The House that Guns Built”. Which is amazing because it’s really hard to lay bricks with a gun.
Also Rick Taylor’s forum website is called “Don’t Stay at the Y”. (Seriously – the Y is smelly and weird people stay there.)
Some new ones I haven’t posted to youtube:
* If Rick Taylor were any more tactical he’d be black – he is already “Desert Tan”
* In 2003 an elite special forces unit dropped into Iraq working hard to stabilize the region, win over the local population and root out Anti-Coalition Forces. Years later Rick Taylor entered the area. There were no survivors.
* Rick Taylor takes being a “Sheepdog” seriously. Every summer he goes to Brokeback Mountain.
* Has Rick Taylor ever told you how he got these scars?
* When Rick Taylor was last deployed, he helped the Angry Birds get their eggs back from the Bad Piggies.
* When Rick Taylor goes to get venison during deer season the deer kills itself, dresses itself, wraps itself in plastic and refrigerates itself at his local supermarket.
* Rick Taylor spent 6 years as a Tier One Tech Support Operator with AT&T.
* Rick Taylor once wore a shemagh around his neck. Legend has it that he got it from an online PX.
* Rick Taylor once invented a martial art that involves shooting people repeatedly from a standing position.
* If the job is too dirty for Mike Rowe, send Rick Taylor.
* Rick Taylor does not condone pedophilia, unless it is necessary. Right now it is NOT necessary.
* You can take Rick Taylor’s guns from his cold dead hands. Unless you are the State, in which case you can suspend his carry licence in the name of public safety and he’ll abide by the law and leave his guns at home.
* Rick Taylor has nevah been dun befoah.
* When Rick Taylor buys or sells tactical firearms tactically he insists that the owner of the gun shop flies to him in a helicopter, pays in gold for the guns Mr Taylor is selling and has all the custom engraving on his new tactical Glock done by 100% under-aged teen labor.
* Rick Taylor once killed a man using nothing but clinical depression and harsh language.
I approve of this. Make it a series.
It’s like some kind of floodgate in me has broken:
* ACTUAL TESTIMONIAL “I saw Rick Taylor’s DD 214. EVERYTHING was redacted, even his name and personal details. It looked suspiciously like somebody took a blank DD 214 form and colored in all the fields with a sharpie. I didn’t even ask him to show it to me. All I did was sit next to him on a LA to New York redeye. He had it in that windowed part of his wallet where people usually put pictures of their children. Can I go now? I’m pretty sure holding me here like this is illegal.”
* Rick Taylor – Life taker and couch breaker. “I’m Rick Taylor, bitch!”
* Rick Taylor has seen some shit. He owns two dogs, a cat and a horse.
Please tell me to shut up if this sucks.
* Rick Taylor has been the tactical instructor to numerous A-List celebrities such as Plaxico Burress, Charlie Sheen, Oscar Pistorius and Nicole Elizabeth “Snooki” Polizzi.
* Rick Taylor has used his extensive policing experience as a tactical consultant to Michael Bay for Bad Boys II (2003), and all seven “The Fast and The Furious” films and as a “special adviser” to ATF in the Project Gunrunner sting operation of the same name.
* Rick Taylor has his own Dr Seuss inspired Rhyming Tactical Training DVD series for preschoolers titled “Shoot where they’re thickest, Shoot them in the face, Shoot them in the bushes, Then they’ll know their place”.
* When Rick Taylor got his colon slashed, he was so badass his face was like :
* Rick Taylor’s Tactical Training Mantra “War is like making love, there is no second place.”
There are a few gems 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VLVNClEeuU&feature=youtu.be
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i love the wedged in slide takedown lever!!! TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
thankyou sir, for making this sick sad world a better place.
“new for q2 2013 is the rick taylor m&p 17 warrior tactical operator longslide. it is so much more perfect than the current duty sidearm. i took my custom pistol and made it customer by putting in some radical slide cuts from the front sight to the back of the ejection port to reduce recoiling mass and give you even less felt recoil. after some unfortunate class action suits, i have improved the scammer trigger by including a slide mounted safety and a decocker. the striker system has also been replaced with a new hammer system that offers a double action second strike on a hard primer, but cocks itself and fires single action as the slide cycles. gone is the innaccurate browning style tilting breech system- we now have a walther style locking block. the frame has also been revised- eliminatingpolymer tupperware and now being machined from solid italian steel.”
“If you…blah blah…then you’re wrong.” is so god damn Navy. Brings back the memories.
Someone needs to send this to CSGV so they can completely miss the point and take it seriously! I should have saved this until I got home, because I couldn’t stop chuckling.
I think i finally understand Rick Taylor. Instructors are scary competent. That is their job. In the back of every student’s mind, no matter how deep the level of trust, is the thought “if the situation were different, if we were enemies, I would be dead before I would have time to think”
Rick is different. He boasts too hard. He blows his mag changes. Most importantly he’s safe to make fun of because he isn’t real.
He’s a vital safety valve to blow off steam in a serious business that perhaps takes itself too seriously.